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lunarshinobi:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Brunettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

And as for redheads.

You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via coluring)

witneyhouston:

when u r smiling for a pic and the person cant get the camera to work for like five minutes while u pose 

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(via sniffing)

hamman23:

Welcome to Nerd Culture, where we now have teaser trailers for our teaser trailers for the real trailer.

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

(Source: iguanamouth, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

(via sniffing)

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals, via coluring)